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A talking dog gave me dating advice. It spoke in dialect. "Hey, you gotta have more confidence." It was weird. It analyzed my last date and gave me tips. "Give her a bone, it symbolizes abundance." I don't know if it'll work. I thanked him. I woke up wondering if I should buy a bone.

I was lost in a city made of LEGOs. Everything was colorful and fit perfectly. The people were LEGO minifigures. I tried to ask for directions, but they only made "click-clack" sounds. I went into a LEGO house and sat on a LEGO chair, but it broke. I fell to the floor. I woke up with a pain in my back.

I was playing soccer with bubbles. It was hard to kick them because they kept popping. The field was all wet. I slipped several times. My team was losing badly. The opposing goalie was a giant cat who caught every ball with its paws. We couldn't win. I woke up a little wet.

I was in a city where everything was backward. Cars drove in reverse, and people walked backward. I went into a cafe and said, "Good morning," but they replied, "Good night." I ordered coffee, but they gave me an empty cup. When I tried to leave, the door was a window. I was trapped in this strange loop. I woke up dizzy.

I was in a bizarre supermarket where everything was enormous. Cans of corn were the size of cars. I tried to grab a box of cookies, but it was too heavy. A hamster employee wearing a vest came to help with a forklift. In a tiny voice, he said, "Please be careful of the expiration date, sir." I was so confused, I just wanted to leave, but the exit was only the size of a mouse hole. I woke up trying to squeeze through it.

Just the feeling of falling. I woke up with a jolt.