cat

I became a pigeon in the plaza. A pigeon's life is really tough. Avoiding people, fighting over dry breadcrumbs, listening to other pigeons gossip about which statue is best to poop on. But then suddenly a cunning-looking cat appeared and I got really scared. I almost crashed into a pillar trying to clumsily fly away. I barely landed on a roof and totally passed out. Still, the view was nice. I woke up with a stiff neck, I must have slept wrong.

the phone rang, i answered, the caller was meowing.

I was playing soccer with bubbles. It was hard to kick them because they kept popping. The field was all wet. I slipped several times. My team was losing badly. The opposing goalie was a giant cat who caught every ball with its paws. We couldn't win. I woke up a little wet.

found a universal remote pointed it at the TV changed the channel pointed it at the cat it barked pointed it at the annoying neighbor he started talking in slow motion had some fun then accidentally pointed it at the moon it went out it got dark panic wanted to turn it back on the remote died woke up in the darkness of the room

I turned into a cat, sunbathing on a roof, felt so good. I could understand what other cats were saying; they were gossiping about how dumb the neighbor's dog was. Just as we were chatting happily, it started raining fish! All kinds of fish fell from the sky, slapping against the roof. We cats were stunned, then went crazy catching and eating fish. We ate till our bellies were round, lay on the roof burping. I felt incredibly happy. Woke up and felt like I still had a fishy taste in my mouth, haha.

Became a pigeon in the square. Pigeon life is hard. Gotta avoid people, snatch up dry breadcrumbs, and listen to other pigeons discuss which statue is best to poop on. Suddenly, a cunning-looking cat appeared, scared me to death. Flew up clumsily and almost crashed into a pillar. Finally landed on the roof, exhausted. But the view is alright. Woke up with a sore neck, probably slept in a weird position.