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lost in the desert, a sun splitting the earth, a terrible thirst. pure sand. out of nowhere, a soda machine. I ran, inserted an invisible coin and pressed 'water'. a penguin came out of the machine, offering me a glass of crushed ice. I accepted, so delicious! it started telling terrible penguin jokes. I woke up before the punchline

I got lost in the desert. The scorching sun made me incredibly thirsty. Just sand everywhere. But suddenly, a vending machine appeared out of nowhere. I ran to it and put in a fake coin, then pressed the 'Water' button. A penguin came out of the vending machine and handed me red bean shaved ice. I took it and ate it, and it was absolutely delicious. Then the penguin started telling a corny penguin joke. I woke up before the joke ended.

I watched the stars with my late grandfather. He pointed to the constellations and told me funny stories about each one. The Big Dipper was an old pot, Orion was a clumsy hunter. I couldn't stop laughing. A shooting star streaked across the sky. We made a wish together. I felt very peaceful. I miss him. I woke up.

Lost in the desert, the sun was scorching, I was incredibly thirsty, and there was sand everywhere. Suddenly, a vending machine appeared out of nowhere. I ran over and used a fake coin to press the 'Water' button. Instead, a penguin came out and handed me a bowl of red bean ice. I took it and ate it, it was super delicious. Then the penguin started telling bad jokes, but I woke up before it could finish.

Lost in the desert. Blazing sun, parched throat. Nothing but sand. Then, a vending machine appeared in the middle of nowhere. I ran to it, put in a made-up coin and pressed "Water." A penguin popped out and gave me shaved ice. I took it, it was super delicious. The penguin started telling a boring penguin joke. I woke up before the punchline.