comunicação

was able to talk to insects. An ant told me that traffic in the colony was terrible. A ladybug complained about the price of pollen. A cockroach said that the best place to hide was behind the refrigerator. It was informative, but kind of disgusting to listen to the cockroach. Then a spider tried to sell me a high-speed web plan. I refused. I woke up itching all over.

watching tv, the news anchor started talking directly to me. 'and you there on the couch, what do you think about this?'. i answered, he listened and commented. we chatted for a while. he asked me for my opinion on the weather forecast. i woke up thinking the tv was on

had a surprise test at school, but the subject was how to make friends with plants. i didn't know anything, of course. the teacher was a huge fern that said 'more chlorophyll, please'. everyone in the room seemed to understand, writing down things like 'compliment the new leaves' and 'water with mineral water'. i just drew a smiling cactus on the test. the fern gave me zero and said 'lacking botanical sensitivity'. i woke up feeling kind of dumb

the phone wouldn't stop ringing. i answered, it was me from the future calling. the voice was the same. told me not to forget to buy milk today. and to be careful with the stairs. hung up. i was thinking about which stairs. i looked around. there were no stairs. i woke up confused.

trying to remember an actor's name. it's on the tip of my tongue.

lost in a city made of Lego. everything was colorful and fitted together. the people were Lego figures. I tried to ask for directions, but they only made 'click clack'. I entered a Lego house, sat on a Lego chair, which fell apart. I fell on the floor. I woke up with back pain.