imagination

I was in a huge library, bookshelves reaching the ceiling. I climbed a ladder to find a book, the ladder suddenly fell, and I landed in a pile of books. Came to, lying on a giant open storybook, the illustrations had come alive – dwarves, princesses, talking animals all around me. They invited me to their ball. Had a great time. Woke up still remembering the music from the ball.

If I planted magic beans, they grew instantly all the way to the clouds. I climbed the beanstalk. At the top was a huge, inflatable castle. I bounced in the castle, it was super fun. I met a kind giant who treated me to cloud tea and star cookies. We became friends. I got a golden goose as a souvenir. I woke up hugging my pillow.

I entered a store that sold bottled clouds. Rain cloud, storm cloud, little sunshine cloud. I bought a 'creative ideas cloud'. Opened the bottle at home, a bright mist came out. I had a lot of crazy ideas: shoes that walk on their own, a bark translator. I wrote everything down. Woke up wanting to invent things.

I was taking a weird exam, all the questions on the paper were drawing tasks. The first question was to draw a flying pig. The second question: draw rainbow-colored sadness. I'm terrible at drawing, panicked, didn't know what to do. The students next to me were drawing super fast and their drawings were amazing. The examiner was a giant owl, staring right at me. Time was almost up, so I just scribbled a bunch of random lines on the paper. The owl examiner came over, looked at my paper, and gave me full marks? Said I was very imaginative. Seriously confusing.

I play guitar in a vegetable band. The bassist is broccoli, the drummer is a potato. I use a carrot as a guitar, the sound is a bit strange, but it's very exciting. We perform for earthworm and snail audiences in the garden, they love it and throw petals. This is the peak of my vegetable career, laughed awake.

i was taking pictures of ducks at the park. looking at the photos, the ducks were making funny faces in all of them. tongue sticking out, eyes squinting. i found it hilarious. i showed them to the real ducks, they just said 'quack quack' indifferently. woke up laughing to myself.